do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee
this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss
the world ends when his dog catches it
As cosmogonies go I’ve seen worse.
Two great, but opposed, celestial forces: God, who created the world, and Dog, who will end it
so why the fuck do we shame poor people for giving themselves little luxuries like starbucks and second-hand designer purses but nobody says a damn thing about rich people wasting extravagant amounts of money on gold-plated toilet seats and shit?? if you have so much extra fucking money that you’re spending it on a third sports car you may as well donate it to someone who really needs it. why the FUCK does society try to shame poor people for not wanting to be miserable all the time but turns a blind eye to rich fucks squandering huge amounts of money on useless shit. why.
okay, as a straight guy I have a complaint
So what do you call a group of women?
Friends
Then why are a group of men a threat? A group of women can be a threat if they wanted to
The difference is that women have to want to be a threat to be one whereas men just be like that
Not all men are like that
And not all bacteria are pathogenic but we still wash our hands out of fear of the ones that are so what’s your point?
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
omg hi
WE’RE MULTIPLYING
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hey
I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…
WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Can’t forget this gem.
